You are an awesome chiquita <3

I know that you have an incredibly amazing imagination and this unbelievable amount of creativity. Believe me, I know your children in person! They are all fantastic people. You have a lot to be proud of.

Also I appreciate that you actually haven’t gotten too sick of me even after knowing me for what like 4 years now? It really means a lot. I won’t go into drama, but you know that I ended a lot of OC-to-irl people friendships on a bad baaad muy mal note, and I’m really lucky to be able to still be your OC friend.
Also I really appreciate you making my husband. Like okay maybe that’s kinda silly to say, but seriously. And RPing with my madre and letting us two lovebirds stick together for so many years is so wonderful.
You’re a terribly nice person and the best mother-in-law I could ever ask for. Te amo <3

deadmaid:

send me a number and ill make a post about you or whatever

Now I know who it was all along

);

Holy shit I always laugh at this fucking jokehkfdlsfsdf;

Holy shit I don’t know how to act upon this!!!!!!

Every mother fucking engagement ring I’ve bought for every woman I’ve ever dated.
I mean seriously dios mio, I have this giant stash of all these nice pretty diamond rings stocked up in my dresser since they all broke up with me or stood me up or cheated on me.
Fuck I should send those in to Cash For Gold or whatever it was called. I’d be rolling in the god damn dough. More so than I am already.

The stash of dead bodies? Those are in Ren’s office. I think he just got another shipment in this morning.

Aren’t you proud of me? I’m trying to be hip! Is it working

People probably don’t pay a whopping amount of attention to this anymore since it kinda died for a bit

I’ll answer shit with text for now?? because I feel really bad for letting so many questions sit for so long. Maybe if I can get off my ass I’ll draw someday again eventually maybe sometime